1
Nursery,
Baloch
Colony,
Karsaz,
Airport,
Malir,
Quaidabad
Laloo khait
Laloo
khait
thakk..
thakk..
Rok ustaad
Utray ga
FARAZ...
2
Mei nay usay kaha b mein
aisa
waisa banda nai Faraz
.
.
.Phir b wo kehte hau
ZARA ZARA touch
me touch me touch me
3
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi
dukan
pe aye to tumhain uski
izzat karni
hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab
appka kutta aye
ga to main samjhun
ga k aap aye hain:-)
4
2 kids wr lying 2gethr
in 1 bed in same
blnket
1st: Me 1 lrka hn
Tm kon ho?
2nd: Mjhy nai
pta
1st:Acha w8 (ye kh kr
wo blankt k
andr gya
or thori dr bd nikla) "tm
lrki
ho"
2nd: Tmhy kese pta?
.
1st: Q k mere blue socks
hai,
or tmhare pink
hai.
Moral :
Har waqt GANDI BATEN
mat socha karo.. ;->
5
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH
FEHMI
Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche
Dekhen Miss
Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne
Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ
Khush Fehmi Hy =P ;->
6
Ek bar ek sardar apni behan ko apne scotter par le jar rahe thay. Achanak ek ladkay ne usay tees
kiya aur bola. Oye! sardar "kini soni biwi hai". To sardar gusay se bola. Oye !! "Biwi hogi tumhari.
Meri to behan hai".
7
Teachr: Konsa Parinda
Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!
Teachr: Nalaiq!
Tera Baap Kia Krta
Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.
Teachr: Mera Khayal
Hai
Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez
Urta Hai..... >
8
Sardar:
Kal mera abba
kunwain me gir gya
Ur
Zor zor se chekhne lga
Bachao
Bachao
.
.
Major
Rohail:
Ab kaisa hy wo?
.
.
Sardar:
Theek he ho ga
kyu k kaal se
Koe awaz nhi aye
9
Major Rohail:
Khan sab yha se
Airport
Kon se bus jae ge
.
Khan:
20#
.
Maajor Rohail:
Agr 20#
na mele to..?
.
Khan:
Phir 10…10..# ke do
pakr lena
10
Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota
Hota Tha Tab
Hum Ye Darakt Par
Char Jata Tha
Dosra Pathan:
Wo
Kaisy?
Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt
B Chota Hota
Tha. . . ;->
11
Bhikari: 1 Rupia
Dede
Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi
Ati Itnay Hatay Katay
Ho K Bhik Mangtay
Ho
Bhikari:
Nahi To Kya Tumhari
Behen Ka Rishta
Mangu... =P ;->
12
Wife : Tum Toh Chahte
Ho K Main Mar Jaon
Aur Meri Tamam
Cheezai'n
Tumhari Ho Jaye'n.
Hasband
: Lehhh, Eddddi Tu
Benazeer'..
13
Jahaaz k ticket k l
ie paisey nahin to
kya hua Faraz Aaja
main hawaaon me
bitha k le chalun tu
hi to
meri dost hai.
14
Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti
Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De'n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt
Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->
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Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ...
?
Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki
Biwi ;->
16
Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy
Shadi Krni Hai To
Tmhe
Hr Hafte Mumi Ko
10kg
Ata Dena Hoga,
Papa Ki Car Me
10litre Petrol Dlwana
Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami
Abu Ko Salam Kehna
17
Girl-Hum Kahan Ja
Rahe Hein..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyon Nhi
Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi
Pata Chala Jub Brake
Nahi Laga
18
Pappu-Mere a/c Me 10
Crore Cash
Aur Ketrina Se
Shadi 10 Second Me
Kra
Do?
>
>
>
Jin-Aaka! Hukm Karo,
Haramipan Nahi.
19
D0sto0
Ghajini Daikhnay k
Baad Andaza Hua k
Aap ka Do0st Bhi
Amir
Khan Say kam Nahi
Hay.
Mai
Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun
Phir 15 Min Bad Sab
Bhool Jata Hun
20
Mom to kid : jo bache
angootha chooste
hain unka pait phool
jata hai .
Aik din bache ne Aik
pregnant aurat ko
dekha aur kaha:
Muje pata hai tum
kya Chusti ho.
21
~> Teacher: what
is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
.
.
.
.
~> Pathan: Is ka
matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss
hon!"
22
Guiness Book Of
World Record
Aik Pakistani Ne
Kal 24 Ghanton
Tak Pani Me Saans
Band Kr K
Naya
Record Qaim Kiya
.
.
.
.
.
.
" Janaza Aaj 4 Bajay
Hai "
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Ek Shadi Main Dulhan
Ka Pehla
Mangetar Bhi Saj
Dhaj Ke Aaya Hua Tha,
Kisi Ne Pocha Ke
Kya Aap
Dolha Hain..??
Us Ne Kaha:
Jee Nahi !!
Main Semi-Final
Main Out Ho Gaya
Tha.. 
24
Arz Kiya Hai..
Ab To Tanhai Ka Yeh
Aalam Hai Parveen..
Naa Aati Hai Uzma
Aur Na Aati Hai
Samreen..
25
Pakistan Aur
Afghanistan Me Kia
Farq Hai
????
..
..
..
..
..
..
Sochoo.
..
..
..
Me Batata
Hoo
Afghanistan Ka Sadr
KARZAI hai Aur P
akistan Ki poori Qaum
KARZAI hai
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Teacher: If u call ur
mother as MUM then
what will u call ur
mother’s younger sis
and elder
sis?
Sardar: So simple,
I’ll call them
MINIMUM
and
MAXIMUM.
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Kya Hukam Hai Mere
Aaqa??
Aaqa: Mulk Ka Sara
Maal Mere Account
Main Daal Do..
Jin: Aaqa Hukam
Karen Baqwas
Na Karen,
Main Jin Hoon
Zardari
Nahi..
28
Main Ne Poora Din
Usay YAMAHA Pe
Jholay Diye Pappu..
Sham Ko Kehne Lagi
Main Te HONDA He Le
Saan.. :p
29
1 Molvi Aur 1 Modern
Girl Main Kya Baat
Same Hoti Hai??
Guess..??
:
:
:
:
Dono Ki
Shalwar Takhno Se
Oonchi Hoti Hai..
30
Once Upon A Time..
Pathan Ne Peshawer
Se Lahore Call Karni
Thi,
Pathan Ne Socha
Kyun Na Sasti
Call Kee Jaye..
So, Pathan Ne Lahore
Ja Kar Local Call Kar
Li..
31
Wife: Yester-Night
I Saw A Dream
That U Were Sending
Me
Jewellery
And Clothes!
Husband:
Yeah, I Saw
Ur Dad Paying
The Bill !!!
32
Year 2015 Begum:
"Suniye G Aaj mujhe
koi
mehingi cheez lekr
dena
plz!"
Shohar: "Chalo tum
tayar
ho jao hum atta lainey
chalein.
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Aunty:mummy ne
chini mangi hai.
Aunty:Aacha our kia
kaha mummy nay?
Kid:Agar woh kamini
na
de,to pinki aunty se
lay aana...
34
American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice
Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..
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Ek khan zameen per
lait kr phone kr raha
tha.
Ek admi ne pucha yeh
kia kr rahay ho.
Khan bola
is me say awaaz
aarahi
plz try late kar./
Air Hostess to pathan;
Sir,
What do u want??
Pathan;
Hamare liye Taveez wala chaey lao
Air Hostess to pathan;
Abey Akhrote ki Aulad!
Who taveez nahi Tea-Bag hai….
Farzana ki shadi main hue
itnay phool nichawar
Camera man Faraz ke sath
Geo news Peshawar
Pathan:
Molvi sahib kiya wazu ke bagair
namaz ho jati hai
Molvi: nahi hoti
Pathan: ho jati hai yara
Molvi: O bahi nahi hoti
Pathan: Ho jati hai main ne
Khud perh ke dekhi hai…
Kaju, Badam, Pista
All dry fruits are tasty
But they r nothing in comparison
To U..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
OYE CHUWAARE teri baat
hi kuch aur hai
Indian President ne Musharraf
Se kaha:
Mere pas
Ashwairya hai
Sushmita hai
Bipasha hai
Tumhare pas kiya hai?
Musharraf says:
Mere pas jagha hai sub
ko le aao…
